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[lingeringhope]

[Hope's voice is clear and clipped.]

If you would like to leave a message, you may do so here. I can't promise to respond. I have many demands on my time, and this sort of thing is far down the list. Still, if you would like to, you may.

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[save_theworld]

[Unfortunately, zombies take a bit more precedence, the next day. It's not that they meant to skip on him- perish the thought!

But things are difficult.]

Hello. I have another joke for you.

A man walks into a bar.

Ow.

I hope you have a good day.

[lingeringhope]

Ah, I understand this one. How clever.

I hope that you also have a good day.

[You know, despite the zombies.]

[save_theworld]

[If they're still here despite the zombies, does that count as a good day?]

Hello again! Why did the octopus laugh?

Because it had ten-tickles!

I hope you have a good day.

[lingeringhope]

Do you have an endless supply of these jokes? Where do you find them?

Thank you.

[save_theworld]

[Hey there, mister god dude guy buddy chum. They'd be a whole lot better at this daily joke routine if you weren't actively (and repeatedly) killing them all the time.

But details.]

Hello again! My friend Sans is telling me a joke. What's a duck's favorite food?

Quackers!

I don't have an endless supply of jokes, but I'll keep telling you them because jokes are fun. I hope you have a good day!

[lingeringhope]

[Hey, he's not the one trying to kill them...]

A duck is a kind of bird, and a cracker is a sort of food. Ducks make a quack sound, thus the joke. I see.

This is educational, I suppose.

[save_theworld]

[This time. Don't act all innocent with them, bucko.]

Hello! It's supposed to be fun, not educational!

But did you know the world rotates around the sun? It really makes my day.

I hope you have a good day, too.

[lingeringhope]

[None of the times!]

I don't have the leisure to indulge in fun.

Are you certain that the world rotates around the sun?

[save_theworld]

[ bruh.]

I think so. My teacher said it did.

Why are dragons all good storytellers? They all have tails.

[lingeringhope]

I do not think that they are good storytellers. They seem very unfriendly.

[save_theworld]

Update: they're not friendly.

Don't compliment their claws. Maybe they aren't natural.

[lingeringhope]

I hope that you did not get bitten too badly.

[save_theworld]

And I hope you had a good day!

I didn't get bitten, though. A guy in his boxers helped me.

[lingeringhope]

I did not have a good day. Many people were angry with me.

[save_theworld]

Why are they angry at you?

[lingeringhope]

They did not like the dragons.

[save_theworld]

Well I thought they were pretty hot. Did you bring the dragons?

[lingeringhope]

Not on purpose, but I suppose it was my fault.

[save_theworld]

Then it was an accident?

[lingeringhope]

Yes. I intended to find a way to send you home. Instead, there were dragons.

[save_theworld]

Thank you for trying.

I don't know if anyone's said that to you yet. Are you going to keep trying?

[lingeringhope]

Few have. I appreciate it.

I will continue for a little while, but I cannot continue indefinitely.

[save_theworld]

You're still trying now, though. Even if it doesn't work, I think it's good that you try.

I have another joke for you.

[lingeringhope]

What is your joke?

[save_theworld]

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!